Why Do I Suddenly Feel Like Willy Wonka?

This is Amy ... the daughter. I went looking for a job in this economy and found one! Selling ATT Uverse door to door through a company called EMS. They run their business like direct sales. (More Later)

The Mummer's comes to me and says she has a great idea for a business. Sell Chocolate. I cook ... savory. I don't bake. I've made cupcakes that crated like the face of the moon. I feel a cold sweat start breaking out. Make chocolate? Sell chocolate?

She starts selling and nobody resists Mom when she starts selling. The website promises no baking expertise required. And it came with Chocolate Martini Mix. So if the whole thing goes off the rails we can at least enjoy Chocolate Martinis.

The best part ... NOBODY in Dayton or Columbus is doing this business. There is only one person in Cincinnati so it's wide open. We did a bit of research and decided to do this gig. Now there is a styrofoam cooler of chocolate in the house. You know that song from the 80's? You can look at the menu but you just can't eat?

Now the potato chip addict is peddling chocolate ... and cable. So hopefully we've got a golden ticket. I hope we see some oompa loompas.